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Internet Marketing: Strive To Be Google’s Main Bitch

If you’re in internet marketing, chances are Google is cheating on you with a lot of other chics. Live with it. You should just be trying as hard as you can to be Google’s main bitch. It’s no secret that if you’re going to have any shot at competing in your particular market place, you really need to being doing business online.

Google juice is king and you need to be juicing up your business, therefore being Google’s bitch.

Why do use this terminology? Anyone person using internet marketing knows why. If not, I will tell you. Google uses a lot of powerful tools and formulas to remain the leader in search engines. You have to jump through some pretty good hoops for Google to decide to pull you into its index (virtual roladex) in a fairly reasonable amount of time. In addition to that, you have to keep jumping through those hoops to have Google show you off as it’s main piece of ass by placing you at the of the results page when someone enters a search result. This isn’t an easy task. You can either learn how to do it OR pay someone to do it for you. How do you do this? SEO (search engine optimization of course). This can be a real pain in the ass as Google changes its algorithms like DAILY!!!

If your site isn’t optimized right, it can get penalized by Google and end up in this black hole sites deemed spamming and/or irrelevant in Google’s bougie world. You have to learn which keywords to use and how to use them. You have to learn how to get quality backlinks to your site. You need to know what your readers want and post about it consistently. You have to do some pretty good networking around the net to draw traffic to your site. You have to find ways to become viral to increase traffic and keep it (this is another blog all in itself). In other words, you have to look really pretty to Google in order to get showed off in those top results. No way around it. Google is sooo shallow. I kid but that’s what it is. Google is no walk in the park.

If you’re using internet marketing, Google makes you work but shows you how to work it. 

Now, the great thing about it is, Google has some pretty good tools for people in internet marketing for their business. Some of these tools are paid and some are free. I would suggest you dig into Google and learn what makes her tick. Google’s business tools are outstanding. Google has tutorials and explanations for everything. Some people take the time to learn them some people pay shit loads of money for other people to do it for them. I actually know a few shortcuts. *go ahead and smile* Google’s web master tools are great. Ad Words is a paid way but their are free tools in Ad Words that you don’t have to use a paid campaign to access. Google analytics is another great way to learn Google’s hot spots. It analyzes your site, let’s you know what’s wrong, and how to fix it to Google’s liking. This is a valuable tool that I use daily because it lets me know exactly how my audience responds to my content and I can tweak when needed.

I really suggest you dive into Google and contact me if you need some help on that because I’ve spent plenty of time with Google.

Moral of the story: Use internet marketing. Be a good bitch. Enter Google’s chamber. Your family will love you for it.
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If this post helped you, even just a little bit, please like and share with friends. Even thought I know it’s tempting, don’t just keep me all to yourself ;-)
Have a positive and prosperous day…

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